kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

  • Family: *insults my weight*
  • Family: *insults my interests*
  • Family: *insults my friends*
  • Family: *yells at me for leaving my bedroom*
  • Family: *insults my music*
  •  Family *judges me constantly*
  • Family: you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us I thought you loved the holidays

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

kanesus:

why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me 

die-libelle:

i swear if teen girls start walking around with unlit cigarettes in their mouths after ‘the fault in our stars’ movie shit will go down

  • me: *gets shot in the face and run over by 17 trucks*
  • mum: ur fine go to school

ivysaaur:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

strictly-fandoms:

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul

sexcise:

First Kiss (creator asked 20 strangers to kiss for the first time)

This makes me unbelievably happy. 

the first two people in the film look like they would literally be so perfect for each other